From: larabeec@atf.gov.us
To: wilmingtonb@atf.gov.us, sanchezj@atf.gov.us, dunnejd@atf.gov.us, standishep@atf.gov.us, jacksonn@atf.gov.us, tannerv@atf.gov.us
Cc: wellesc@denver.edu
Subject: Fwd: Getting to know YouOkay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste in onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails!
You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you! READY?
NAME: Chris Larabee
SEX: Male
HOME: My Ranch. If I don't know you, you're not invited. If I know you, I better have invited you. Trespassers may be shot.
HEIGHT: 6'.
EYES: Green.
HAIR: Dark blond.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Don't watch. Too busy being the boss of my team who should be working and not filling out these e-mails.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Picture of Sarah and Adam.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Who has time?
FAVORITE SMELL: Sarah's Cooking
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not saying.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting through a case without injuries and minimal threats of bodily harm to my team.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Horseback riding, spend time with friends. You know who you are.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Don't have one. Again, who has time?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Coffee then chores.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Absolutely not.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Jump from a plane or helicopter then ask me.
PEN OR PENCIL? : Whatever's handy.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Less than one. My team should follow that example.
FAVORITE FOODS: Caffeine, Coffee, Antacid, Aspirin. The four major food groups.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Don't care.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have horses and a dog. Plus six strays that I'm constantly watching out for.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Lead Wolf.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? No comment.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Whiskey. Straight.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Don't care.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? What kind of question is this?
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Probably.
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? One without stress.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Wouldn't dye it. Take me as I am or get the h*** out.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I was a SEAL. Enough said.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. No.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Calming Old West and Indian prints. Couple pictures of horses. Don't work most of the time.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What's in it?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Who cares?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righthanded.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Again, the point of the question?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My team's bodies if they keep this up.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Seven.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Pickup
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? I bought it already.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Who has time?
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. JD works hard and does a good job but should work harder on work-related material.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT. Tanner. Too-closed mouth.