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It has been determined that the reading of this fanfic may cause sudden and uncontrollable outbursts of laughter, rapid inhalation of breath, spitting of cola or other fluid, pain, heart palpitations, and shortness of breath. Also, please be advise that contents may cause internal injuries if one attempts to hold in their reactions to this story.
If you are at work, at school, or in any other public facility, please be advise that due to the contents of this story, you may be fired, ejected from the facilities, or at the very least be on the receiving end of strange looks. You all have been duly warned. Thank you.
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